Her name is Peekaboo Collins. She's a dirty wordsmith and an erotica author. Who knows erotic pleasure better than someone like her?
You know how it goes.
You close the door, turn down the lights, and get undressed. You grab your laptop or smartphone and get comfy in bed.
You open your browser and if you’re anything like me, what you’re looking for is in your frequently visited list. You click the appropriate link or icon, and then the hunt for the winning video begins.
You scroll and scroll, and if a thumbnail or title catches your eye, you might stop and give it a go. You fast forward to, “the good stuff,” whatever that looks like for you.
And although you may have already begun to get aroused, you’re holding out for that perfect scene or perfect position that really revs your engines.
You fast forward, get to the end, hit the back button, continue scrolling.
And all the while, you hardly even notice that your body is getting closer and closer to its eventual release. So much so, that by the time you finally find what it actually is that gets you off this time around, it feels like it took no time at all, even though you just spent 45 minutes looking for the perfect 30 seconds that sends you over the edge.
At least that’s what watching porn looks like for me.
It’s all over so quickly, and then to add insult to injury, you realize you just lost a whole hour of your life. And even if you try to get your time’s worth and go two or six more times like I do (who only goes for one orgasm, amiright?), it doesn’t make up for the fact that the enjoyment of the buildup was lost in the scrolling through a website. How disappointing.
We spend so much of our daily lives staring at screens, and most of us probably agree that a lot of it is a complete waste of time. If ever there was a “problem” with supplemental sexual stimulation, it’s that much of it is visual. The market, so to speak, is saturated with material that focuses on catering to the sense of sight.
And let me be clear, I’m not here to porn shame, I’m quite the consumer. But not everyone is comfortable or aroused by visual stimulation.
Enter the Vibease SMART vibrator. This vibrator syncs with erotic audiobooks when connected to its accompanying Fantasy app via Bluetooth and reacts with varying intensity and patterns to each story.
This vibrator allows you to set up a different scene. Picture this:
You close the door, turn down the lights, and get undressed. You grab your Vibease, turn it on, secure it in place, link it to the app, and press play.
You set down your phone, close your eyes, and let your mind and body be taken on a journey, one where instead of watching others engage, you are inside the action as the author speaks directly to you.
You feel your muscles begin to pulse, your moisture increasing. Your nipples harden in anticipation. And then, as the story (and simultaneously your vibrator) reaches its climax, your body releases in tandem.
The Vibease SMART vibrator literally does the work for you.
Now I’m not saying that there isn’t a little searching you have to do with the app, there is. But once you find a story or scenario that turns you on, all you have to do is lay back and let Vibease take the wheel.
“The Vibease SMART vibrator is like phone sex on-demand.”
How nice that you can actually enjoy the entire arousal experience from start to finish? Your time spent is in pleasure, not in search mode, and isn’t that the point? You can actually enjoy the buildup and the increasing sexual tension like you would if you were with a partner, and depending on the scene you choose to listen to, you can be pretty damned convinced you’re with one.
Talk Dirty To Me
If I asked for a show of hands who gets off on dirty talk, I’d bet I wouldn’t be far off to see just about everyone reading this raise their hands. That’s because the human sexual response is so much more than just the physical act. It’s a dynamic combination of emotional, cognitive and physiological processes that flow together resulting in the complete sexual experience. And as an erotic author, I AM ALL THE WAY HERE for a company that has merged sexual pleasure with intellectual stimulation. (Speaking of which, let me go record my audiobooks real quick so you can listen to MY stories! Soon.. soon..)
I, for one, love dirty talk. Loooove it. Whether it’s with a partner I’m getting naughty with, over the phone on a sexy phone date, or even from a scene in porn, as soon as dirty talk comes into play, I lose it every time. Maybe because I’m a writer and a huge fan of words, but there’s something so sexy to me about mental stimulation. When someone or something penetrates my mind, my whole body comes alive. It’s science, right? *Insert devilish grin*
Vibease Design
To start, the mail packaging is super discreet, so much so that when I received it, I admittedly spent way too much time trying to remember what I had ordered because I had absolutely no inkling as to what it was.
The box gave me the feeling of opening up a brand new smartphone, which is always a good feeling. I was thrilled to see the vibrator came with a little carrying pouch to keep it in—not all vibrators do. How else are we supposed to take them in our purse on a date in a sanitary, ready-for-use way?
The vibrator itself is lightweight and made with soft, velvety silicone that gives just slightly when pressed—good news for vulva owners as it allows for longevity during those longer erotic stories. I could feel myself getting excited just holding it before I ever even touched it to my lady parts.
The vibrator has only two buttons which makes it very simple to use: the power button and the vibration button. The vibration button has five modes which keeps things super simple if you want to use the toy without the audiobooks but still want some variety of vibes. The highest speed/ intensity is not the most intense I’ve ever experienced, but it’s pretty high up there, especially for such a small device. Vibease packs a punch, for sure!
My Experience
The app was easy to set up and connecting to Bluetooth was painless. Once in place, the vibrator is hands-free, which allowed for complete relaxation and submission to the story I chose. As I got used to the voice that was coming through my headphones, I played around with the app a little and realised that I could either let the vibrator do its thing, or I could be my own DJ, changing the speed and intensity manually on my screen. I thought this was a great feature because although the vibrator is “smart,” no two bodies will ever react the same to the stories. Whenever I wanted a little extra, I simply supplemented the vibes, catering to my own needs.
Although meant to be “worn,” I did also play around with the vibrator against my body, because some vibrators actually feel better when used in alternative ways that just the standard instructed way. I was especially pleased with how intense the vibrator felt on my nipples, which was fun to play with as the narrator spoke of nipple play. The best part of using the audiobook feature was that when the story was finished, I had so much material to think about as I continued to play, using my imagination to enhance all the parts of the story I liked the most. The scenes and words stuck with me long after I was finished playing as would a sexy conversation I shared with a lover.
The Vibease SMART vibrator with accompanying app is a tailored, audible orgasm experience that I will surely be adding into my self-love routine.
This review was originally published on Peekaboo Collins Blog on 8 November 2019.
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About Peekaboo Collins
Peekaboo Collins is an erotic fiction author, sex blogger, and the dirty wordsmith behind the series Monogamy With Treats and her latest release, GLITCH. Inspired by her own experiences, Peekaboo writes with enthusiastic consent and sex-positivity firmly grounding her stories. As her forename suggests, she gives an intimate "peek" into the lives of lovers who seek healthy, pleasurable, and expressive experiences. Peekaboo Collins lives in New York City with her betta fish, Buddy. Follow her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!
